(some of these are funny but some of these are groaners)
- I would insult you back but you're not bright enough to notice
- Too many freaks and not enough circuses
- Did aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
- You put the "dick" in "ridiculous"
- I'm really sorry but before you insult me and make hateful comments, you should really trying getting a life
- You know what I'm in the mood for? I big bowl of shut the f*ck up
- If you have a problem with me then cry me a river and jump in it
- In order for you to insult me I would first have to value your opinion
