New List of Name-Calling Expletives

Warning: NSFW!

Jizz Magician
Ass taxi 
cootie queen
Fat lard
Shitlord
Butt slug
Fuckrudder
Spunk Bubble
Pussy fart
Queef Cookie
Dick Wagon 
Ass fiddle
Twatwaffle 
Cunt rag
Cuntmuffin

Insults/Comebacks of the Day

I have five of them! They are new! Where do I get these from? I hear them, read them, experience them from my personal encounters with A-holes and write them down as I go!

- This is why the world will never be a beautiful place because if little pieces of shits like you continue to live in this world
- You're a disgusting vomit-inducing douche bag
- You're a waste of space
- You're the definition of scum
- Thank you, I appreciate you acting like a five year old.

Comebacks of the Day

Comebacks to Insults of the day.. 
(some of these are funny but some of these are groaners)

- I would insult you back but you're not bright enough to notice
- Too many freaks and not enough circuses
- Did aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
- You put the "dick" in "ridiculous"
- I'm really sorry but before you insult me and make hateful comments, you should really trying getting a life
- You know what I'm in the mood for? I big bowl of shut the f*ck up
- If you have a problem with me then cry me a river and jump in it
- In order for you to insult me I would first have to value your opinion