Childhood Insults

It seems like the day on the playground are different nowadays than they used to be. I only say this because back in the day if you dropped an F-bomb or called someone any name you would get sent to the principals office. I don't think that policing what comes out of kids mouths is as easy in current times because many young people are exposed to these words on the internet or on tv. They read some of the comments on youtube - which pretty much has no policing whatsoever, and they repeat it and think it's acceptable. And worse off, they get away with it when they say it to other kids and even adults. 

"I'm rubber you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you"

Comeback Insult

I don't know about other people, but I find the lack of creativity in trolling to be kinda pathetic. I mean what the some idiot's definition of an insult is really lame to me. Some insults are just dumb and make no sense. A lot of trolls typically insult people by using unoriginal and unfunny things to insult them by. For instance - "You're gay".. is that really an insult? It's insulting that you would use being gay as an insult. For one thing, I'm not gay, but if I was gay, I would find that offensive because there is nothing wrong with being gay. So why do people still use it as an insult? That's the lamest form of trolling. Another insult people like to use is "get a life".. seriously? That makes no sense. Even if my life wasn't interesting and all I did all day was spend time on the internet or watching reruns of  One Tree Hill, my life would still be my life. The only way I wouldn't have a life is if I were dead... or if I were never born. So I'm not sure why people even say that. It's the dumbest insult in the world. I have some snappy comebacks to these uninspiring insults.

Dumbest Insults - You're fat, your gay, you're a loser, get a life, etc.


INSULT: you're gay
COMEBACK: I guess you would know better since you were biting the pillow last night