Insults, Zingers and Comebacks to Stupid People!

Here is a brand new list of hilarious insults and comebacks to people being stupid!

If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!

You look like the poster child for birth control

Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.

You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.

If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

I fart to make you smell better.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled.

Why dont you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal.

Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.

I'm no proctologist, but I know as asshole when I see one.

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

You're not funny, but your life, now that's a joke.

You're as useful as a knitted condom.

What language are you speaking? Cause it sounds like bullshit.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

You do realize that people just tolerate you?

I would love to insult you... but that would be beyond the level of your intelligence.

You're IQ's lower than your shoe size.

I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant.

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Don't get insulted, but is your life devoted to spreading ignorance?

I don't think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking.

Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?

Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?

Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.

If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Your mom is like a repost

You are the reason why the word "reality" is an antonym to happiness

Your opinion is about as welcome as a post-shower fart.

You're about as useful as a cow with down syndrome 

25 Worst Comebacks Ever

Here are 25 of the Worst Comebacks Ever... 
OK maybe not the worst. Some of these are actually pretty good. 

1 - Your Mom!
2 - Who shit in your cheerios?
3 - I know you are but what am I?
4 - What breed are you?
5 - Oh stop, that hurts my feelings
6 - Oh yeah?
7 - You should have been a blowjob
8 -  Excuse me, did I ask for your opinion
9 -  Sorry I don't speak idiot
10 - The dingo should have eaten you when you were a baby
11 - F*ck you, you  f*ckin F*ck
12 - Sorry I can't hear you over all the assholerly
13 - Go f*ck a duck
14 - Ok then.. Do you feel better now?
15 - I don't know why you think I care
16 - I'm rubber, your glue, whatever you say, bounces off me and sticks to you
17 - Sorry it's not my fault your parents don't love you
18 - Bless your heart
19 - You mad bro? (classic trolling) 
21 - You seem upset. Are you OK? (classic trolling)
22 - Sorry that your life sucks so bad
23 - Your town called, they're missing an idiot
24 - Is that all you got?
25 - Stop trying so hard

Comebacks to Insults

Here are a couple of snappy zingers and combacks to insults that are commonly thrown around by ignorant people with Assholery Syndrome:

Insult: You're Gay
- At least I'm not a homophobe
- You wish
- And your point is?
- yeah you're wife enjoys me too
- Why do you say that, did I set off your Gaydar?
- Is that the best you can think of?
- Why, are you interested?
- And you're a homophobic douchebag

Insult: You're Ugly
- I can fix my ugliness with plastic surgery but you will stay stupid forever
-There must be a mirror on your face so you can see your reflection
- What did you just say? Sorry I don't speak dumbass
- At least I'm not as ugly as you
- Insulting me won't make you any prettier

You're Fat:
- I can lose weight, but you'll always be ugly
- I'm fat because every time I banged your mom she gave me a cookie

Fail
- Nobody asked for your biography
- just like your Dads condom

TO be honest, it really bothers that the hell out of me that people  think that calling other people "gay" is an insult. There is nothing wrong with being gay. As far as it goes with people calling other people fat and ugly goes, they are probably suffering from Assholery Syndrome. You can't argue with an A-hole. You look like a bigger one if you do. But you can outsmart them and walk away.

Comeback Insult

I don't know about other people, but I find the lack of creativity in trolling to be kinda pathetic. I mean what the some idiot's definition of an insult is really lame to me. Some insults are just dumb and make no sense. A lot of trolls typically insult people by using unoriginal and unfunny things to insult them by. For instance - "You're gay".. is that really an insult? It's insulting that you would use being gay as an insult. For one thing, I'm not gay, but if I was gay, I would find that offensive because there is nothing wrong with being gay. So why do people still use it as an insult? That's the lamest form of trolling. Another insult people like to use is "get a life".. seriously? That makes no sense. Even if my life wasn't interesting and all I did all day was spend time on the internet or watching reruns of  One Tree Hill, my life would still be my life. The only way I wouldn't have a life is if I were dead... or if I were never born. So I'm not sure why people even say that. It's the dumbest insult in the world. I have some snappy comebacks to these uninspiring insults.

Dumbest Insults - You're fat, your gay, you're a loser, get a life, etc.


INSULT: you're gay
COMEBACK: I guess you would know better since you were biting the pillow last night