"I have found the key to happiness: stay away from assholes"
"Keep calm..and ignore the assholes"
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, make sure that you are not, in face, just surrounded by assholes"
"Assholes.. we all have one and we all know one"
"Admitting you're an asshole is the first step"
"When men stop being assholes, I'll stop being a bitch"
"I'm on the 'I don't give a crap' diet..I've already lost ten assholes"
"What do you make when life gives you assholes?"
"Women are crazy because men are assholes"
"Could you go away please? I'm allergic to assholes"
"I'm surrounded by assholes.. big hairy assholes"
"If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport"
"Be yourself, unless you're an asshole, then be someone else"
"Sorry but 'Dealing With Asshole' day is scheduled for the 10th of never"
"Life is too short to deal with assholes"
"Everyone has an asshole friend. If you don't have one, you're the asshole"
"Hello 911? Please help I'm surrounded by assholes..no I'm not in any danger, but they might be"
"If we could charge people for being assholes, the nations debt would be paid off"
"So many assholes and so few bullets"
"If you're gonna keep chasing assholes, don't be surprised when you end up with shit"
"Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one and some are bigger than others"
