Shit Carcus
Monkeyfuck
Cambodian cumlicker
Shit-Blister
Shitfaced cocknozzle
Sour Cuntsickle
Skanksauce
Cuntzilla
Asslicker
CuntBurger
DickNose
CuntBurger
DickFace
Jizzface
Jizzbag
Assface
Asscracker
Ass-Sucker
FuckBrain
Fat-ass FuckFace
You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
You're one taco short of a combo plate
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
You're proof that evolution can actually go in reverse
I think you're a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
You're about as sharp as a marble
Did you forget to pay your brain bill?
You remind me of my toilet - fat round and full of shit.
You're like a bag of pampers, self absorbed and full of shit
You're full of shit test came back positive. It appears your integrity was benign
Here's a tissue.. you have a little bullshit on your lip
You should probably go flush yourself because your full of shit
You're so full of shit your eyes are brown
Hey guess what? I don't give a shit!
You're slower than shit in sewer
You're talking so much shit right now I don't know whether to offer you a breath mint or toilet paper
You're so full of shit that if I gave you a laxative you would disappear
Were you hiding behind the door when they passed out brains?
I think you inspired the slogan, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste."
Are you Intellectually challenged?
There's only one trouble with your face-- it shows!
If the government ever declared war on stupidity, you would get nuked.
You're a man of few words.. the problem is you keep repeating them
I'm sure you're a legend ...in your own mirror
You have strange growth on your neck.. I think it's your head.
Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall
Your face is OK but you should probably put a bag over that personality
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
I'm a little busy now.. can you just call yourself an idiot for me?
You're about as enjoyable as a uritary tract infection
The wheels on the bus go FUCK YOURSELF.
There is no measure unit for your level of stupidity
If stupidity was an illness you'd be dead by now
You've got your head so far up your ass, you can chew it twice
I'd like to nominate you for the lava bucket challenge
Your face.. it's breathing my air. Stop it.
We have ALL been trolled at some point online whether it be on a twitter status update, instagram photo, facebook comment or youtube video. The internet has allowed trolls to run on a rampage shielded by a screen of anonymity and random usernames. It's hard to not let it get under your skin. Especially if they make it personal by calling you a name or insulting your looks. The knee-jerk reaction is to fire back and let the troll have it. That is exactly what the troll wants you do. This is called "feeding the troll". You see, the person behind the screen is bored and wants attention. Perhaps in real life they are a complete and total loser. It could also be a case of them having nothing better to do with their time. So they post a rude comment with hopes that you will respond and give them that much sought after attention that they are longing for in the real world. The best way to handle it is to keep your emotions in check and not take it personally. Then do the following.
1 - Block That Shit
Block them. Don't let them respond or comment anymore. You can block them on facebook, twitter, youtube and instagram. This will prevent them from contacting you again unless they sign in under a different name. In which case you can block that name too. If you simply block them and don't respond then it takes away everything from them.
2 - Avoidance
Just ignore them. Don't even respond. If they don't get a rise out of you and you leave them be, they are going to look like a total jackass for making the comment and everyone is going to see how rude they were.
3 - Delete It
You don't have to sit there and re-read that comment and think about the nasty thing they posted. Just delete it. They were out of line and you don't need to have that kind of negativity on your social media. Remove it and the BS is gone.
